In Search Of….

I’m in search of my sense of humor. I had it three weeks ago on Sunday, but when I woke on Monday it was gone. I could have lost it during the night. I do toss and turn and sometimes sleep walk. I lose my car keys daily and often end up at work with all my gym stuff, minus one running shoe. So, it is plausible I misplaced it or lost it at the DMV. It has taken a beating over the past few weeks and it just might have gone on vacation with my motivation. It never does anything by itself it seems. I looked for a note, but all I found was a random list on the kitchen table telling me to buy more coffee and half & half.

I have looked high and low. I have spent more time in the low places to be honest. It tends to linger there more. If you should see my humor, could you try to appeal to its senses and persuade it to return it to me. It responds to really bad puns, even the intended ones. It also likes poop jokes, SouthPark episodes, The Daily Show, and really anything on Comedy Central. It also seems my humor has a mad crush on Larry David, so please invite him to join in on the search. My humor also likes Seinfeld one liners too. So, if you could walk around your hood yelling randoms things related to the above, I am certain one of you will be able to bring it out of hiding or back from vacation. Catching it might pose to be the tricky part. Have a bottle of wine handy…the good stuff. Trust me, my humor will know if it’s crap.

There could be a good chance that my humor is hiding out with my motivation. This might be a awesome opportunity to get two birds with one stone. My behind will be be forever grateful for your extra efforts. My motivation responds to some pretty harsh name calling and insults. You can start slow with some childish stuff, but then jump right in with abuse about my career, political, and religious choices and go from there..please be creative. Don’t worry, the name calling will not scare off my sense of humor. She likes it. I am pretty certain that when I find my motivation she will be clinging to my missing running shoe too.

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